{"id":255,"date":"2008-09-17T11:28:04","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T16:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/?p=255"},"modified":"2008-10-26T11:47:27","modified_gmt":"2008-10-26T16:47:27","slug":"lazy-lazy-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/?p=255","title":{"rendered":"Lazy, Lazy, Lazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My triathlon season has ended after having done only two races, and I&#8217;m not training for any running races, so I don&#8217;t have that inner desire to drag my lazy bones off the couch and go out and train. I&#8217;ve had some busy days lately and I leave for San Francisco tomorrow, so I&#8217;ve missed swimming this week\u00c2\u00a0Monday and today and I&#8217;ll also\u00c2\u00a0miss swimming Friday and next\u00c2\u00a0Monday while I&#8217;m gone. The water is getting colder and the mornings aren&#8217;t all that warm either, so lake swimming may be over for the year, at least for me.<\/p>\n<p>I know I should start going to the fitness center to lift weights and do some cross training on the spinning bike or the elliptical machine, but I haven&#8217;t mustered up that motivation either. I know I&#8217;d miss tomorrow through Monday on my San Francisco trip and\u00c2\u00a0October 9th through the 19th on my Belgium\/Germany trip, so I can think of a whole lot of reasons not to get started\u00c2\u00a0until my world travels end. I have been running, two days of five miles each at a slightly faster pace than normal, and eight miles on Sunday at a slow, endurance pace.<\/p>\n<p>My run this past Sunday was not the best. First of all, I had a disastrous brewing day on Saturday. Without going into a whole lot of detail, my 6.5 gallon carboy wouldn&#8217;t fit in my small basement refrigerator to ferment\u00c2\u00a0(yes, I did try it before I filled it, but the weight of 5.5 gallons of wort\u00c2\u00a0made a difference). It was awkward to get in there in the first place, then to spend 15 minutes trying to get the door closed, then haul it back out and transfer it to a 6 gallon carboy, then put it back in, also awkwardly. Anyway, I strained my back muscles&#8230;nothing was pulled, but it was sore and the muscles were tight.<\/p>\n<p>I thought they would loosen up as the Sunday\u00c2\u00a0run went on, but they got worse. I ran &#8220;around the block&#8221; from Broadway, to Willitts, to Hammond, to State Road and back to Judy&#8217;s where I started. It ended up being 7.78 miles, not the eight I expected, but I hurt too much to run any farther and round it off. For those of you who think I broke one of the &#8220;Jack Rules&#8221; by not continuing to 8 miles, you forget about Part 2, Subpart\u00c2\u00a0(a) that says if you do a <strong>loop<\/strong> run, you have the option of rounding it to the next mile or leaving it at exactly &#8220;loop distance&#8221; even though the promoter of the loop says it&#8217;s an even mile distance.\u00c2\u00a0It was raining most of the way; not hard, but enough to get everything wet, which leads to my second problem. Without getting too graphic, I&#8217;ll just say that I had some chafing in some delicate areas that got to the point of bleeding. Jean&#8217;s extended family came over for a get-together Sunday afternoon, and I must have looked like a toddler that had soiled his diapers and no one would change them for him.<\/p>\n<p>I have thought that Jean has been losing it for a long time but I&#8217;m sure of it now. We went to a family wedding Friday night and hardly knew anyone. It was Jean&#8217;s brother&#8217;s wife&#8217;s brother or, maybe more confusing, my brother-in-law&#8217;s brother-in-law, but it wasn&#8217;t me&#8230;think about it. Anyway, I had swam that morning and my sinuses were acting up. I leaned over to Jean at the church and said that I could be the designated crier since I was sniffling all through the service and my eyes were watering. Anyway, I digress. We went down, after the wedding and the three hours of pictures (it seemed like three hours&#8230;maybe it was thirty minutes),\u00c2\u00a0to the County Seat for a reception dinner. It was a sit down affair so there was no walking around and\u00c2\u00a0mingling.<\/p>\n<p>Jean sat next to me and also the groom&#8217;s mother who is 92 years old. Jean was helping her get some things to eat and trying to convince her that it wasn&#8217;t the waitress&#8217;s fault that\u00c2\u00a0she got a huge piece of prime rib because she was the groom&#8217;s mother, even though that isn&#8217;t what she ordered. I looked over and Jean was talking to Mrs. Hale and was putting coffee creamer in her own rice. I asked her what she was doing and she said she thought the creamer was butter. Now I ask you&#8230;have any of you ever mistaken the creamer for butter? The question is rhetorical&#8230;no need to respond.<\/p>\n<p>I drove a friend to Grand Rapids this morning for radiation treatments and memories (what I can remember) of the bike wreck came streaming back. The more I thought about it, it was really all of your memories that you have told me about &#8216;cuz I don&#8217;t remember much. When my friend went for lab work, she was complaining about all the times she has had to fork over what little blood she seems to have left. I remember, to some extent, being poked and prodded by everyone who came along including the janitors. I feel guilty whining when I see what she&#8217;s having to go through.<\/p>\n<p>Just (Thankful For The Friends And Family That Helped Me) Jack<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My triathlon season has ended after having done only two races, and I&#8217;m not training for any running races, so I don&#8217;t have that inner desire to drag my lazy bones off the couch and go out and train. 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