{"id":244,"date":"2008-03-17T13:03:21","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T18:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/?p=244"},"modified":"2008-03-17T13:03:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-17T18:03:21","slug":"crisis-averted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/?p=244","title":{"rendered":"Crisis Averted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The three or four of you that actually read these e-mails I send out probably know that I&#8217;m geeky about almost everything. So it won&#8217;t surprise you when I tell you that I keep track of my checkbooks, investments and all other assets and liabilities on the computer in a program called Quicken. Last month I\u00c2\u00a0wrote two checks and paid the rest of my bills online or with a debit card. You can guess that I enter all that in a regular check register, but I also enter it on the computer every day or two. Rather than trust my addition and subtraction without a calculator, I use the computer program\u00c2\u00a0to tell me what my checkbook balance should be.<\/p>\n<p>So last week I was paying some bills online and was entering the amounts in Quicken as I went. One of the checks was to a company that had sent me a refund a couple of weeks earlier. Since the computer knows it&#8217;s smarter than I am, after I entered the company name, it went straight to the deposit block (the last transaction) instead of the check written block. I didn&#8217;t notice,\u00c2\u00a0entered the amount, completed the account name and clicked on enter. After I had paid all my bills and entered the amounts in my checkbook, I looked at the balance in Quicken and wrote that number down in my check register. So a $356.14 check was recorded in Quicken as a $356.14 deposit and my account was overstated by $712.28. Not\u00c2\u00a0usually a problem since I keep a balance high enough to avoid any service charge. But remember, I just wrote a check for half of Jean&#8217;s new bike.<\/p>\n<p>So I went to the bank today to get some cash for spending money and the bank said I didn&#8217;t have enough in my account for the $100.00 I asked for. I came right home, printed the online bank activity and discovered the error right away. My corrected balance was 35 cents. I transferred some money from another account to avoid any problems.\u00c2\u00a0There won&#8217;t be\u00c2\u00a0an overdraft charge, but I will get a service charge on this month&#8217;s bank statement. RATS!!! It&#8217;s only March and I&#8217;ve already made a mistake.<\/p>\n<p>All four of you also probably\u00c2\u00a0know that I post each of these weekly e-mails in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/\">http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/<\/a> so anyone can read them. This e-mail will make my 200th post. I have posted 6 eulogies, 8 ramblings and 186 e-mails. I&#8217;m still waiting for the call from a college psychology professor asking if he or she can use the writings in an upper level psych class called <em>&#8220;How Many Things Are Wrong With This Person?&#8221;. <\/em>The &#8220;What&#8217;s Wrong With This Picture?&#8221; puzzles in the paper usually only have six or eight things. I&#8217;m guessing the answer sheet the professor uses to grade papers has possibilities in the high teens or low twenties.<\/p>\n<p>Today is St. Patrick&#8217;s Day and I don&#8217;t have anything green to wear except my underwear (give me a break&#8230;they started out that color!). Anyway, if I get to showing my green clothes to anyone, I will have had way too much fun and someone should offer to drive me home.<\/p>\n<p>Just (Looking For The Pot Of\u00c2\u00a0Gold At The End Of The Rainbow) Jack<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The three or four of you that actually read these e-mails I send out probably know that I&#8217;m geeky about almost everything. So it won&#8217;t surprise you when I tell you that I keep track of my checkbooks, investments and all other assets and liabilities on the computer in a program called Quicken. 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