{"id":116,"date":"2005-02-13T10:07:05","date_gmt":"2005-02-13T15:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2007-04-26T10:11:47","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T15:11:47","slug":"ahm-tard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jackswriting.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"Ahm Tard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0Today ends the first week of my formal training for the Bayshore Marathon in Traverse City on Memorial Day weekend. My schedule calls for running five days a week. Three are short (35 to 45 minutes) and two are longer. This week&#8217;s long runs were 70 minutes on Wednesday and 105 minutes today and I&#8217;m tired, or as the rednecks say down here &#8220;Ahm tard&#8221;. I&#8217;m used to running three days a week since the race in September, and it&#8217;s quite a shift in the energy drain. Studies show that geezers (that&#8217;s the medical term for what we refer to as\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;age challenged&#8221;) need more recovery time than younger people (let your mind wander on this one).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s interesting that when we run with our friends in Michigan, I know I&#8217;m the one of the oldest (Pat&#8217;s much older than I am) and, as a result, I&#8217;m not expected to finish the long run until well after the youngsters are done and have eaten most of the food at the Sunday\u00c2\u00a0 brunch. Down here, we&#8217;re considered the youngsters, and most of the people just shake their heads and think we&#8217;re nuts, which we are.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I had an age challenged gentleman, who was shuffling out to the street to pick up his morning paper at 10:30 AM in pajama bottoms that were as old as I am, tell me I should be carrying weights in my hands instead of my water bottle. I was100 minutes into my 105 minute run, and my water bottle, which was empty, felt like it weighed 10 pounds. I usually come up with some cocky, snide remark like &#8220;Come out and run with me and tell me what I&#8217;m doing wrong&#8221;, but I was too tired even for that.<\/p>\n<p>Most of you know I&#8217;m an animal lover. Not just dogs, and I do tolerate cats, but I marvel at the different things I see on my runs (and road kill on the bike rides). Today it was the wild parrots that have a raucous squawk, but are fascinating to watch, and are a pretty green color. On my Wednesday 70 minute run, a big gentleman (yes, bigger than me and he was age challenged) was walking two little dogs,\u00c2\u00a0the kind\u00c2\u00a0I refer to as &#8220;ankle biters&#8221;. The dogs were on leashes but as I ran by, unlike everyone else, he let one dog get too close and I was almost nipped. He thought it was quite funny. I didn&#8217;t. They might have been his little &#8220;children&#8221;, but to me they were a couple of furry rats with a somewhat dimwitted owner.<\/p>\n<p>Contrary to my personality shortly after the bike accident at IM Wisconsin, I kept my thoughts to myself. When I ran by him a few minutes later he said something and laughed and I didn&#8217;t say a word. So, Bill, Diane, Becky and Jean, unlike the young man at Panama City Beach, I didn&#8217;t call him an a$%^#le. I must be getting better.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be back in Michigan on Thursday this week for some hospital meetings and will fly back down here on Tuesday, the 22nd. My plane gets in at 1:30 PM and I&#8217;m still trying to make arrangements to get from the airport to Green Street. It&#8217;s not like down here where they have shuttles that take people to all the coastal cities from the Tampa airport. So my e-mail next week may be from the cottage, if I can get in the driveway and get the heat cranked up. If not, I may be off the air until the 27th.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, that&#8217;s the date of The Great Escape Triathlon (olympic length) at Clermont, so if any of you are flying down to do that, let us know.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Til Later,<\/p>\n<p>Just (Oh My Aching Body) Jack<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0Today ends the first week of my formal training for the Bayshore Marathon in Traverse City on Memorial Day weekend. My schedule calls for running five days a week. Three are short (35 to 45 minutes) and two are longer. 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